Attack of the Dirty Kitchen and Slobby Roommates (Part 1)

I was away all weekend. My family was here, and I was with them, having a wonderful time.
Sadly, however, upon my return to Dorm Hell, I discovered that there was mold in my kitchen. In fact, there was mold, there were dirty dishes everywhere, empty bottles of vodka, and the entire kitchen smells like a small animal died in the garbage disposal.
Which is super.
Basically, I tried to clean up, but there is only so much of that smell that one can take before one perishes of disgust. (I wonder if you can really do that...)

I am way grossed out.