06 December 2008

Man-Repellant

It's like bug-spray.
Astonishing how well and with how much talent a not-bad-looking person such as myself is able to quite thoroughly repel men. So C and her sister (who goes to RMC and who, therefore, should know) has given me the following advice (which I have always used in every other arena of my life, I don't know how it didn't manage to extend to this one): It is better to ask forgiveness than to ask permission.
So that's my new philosophy.
Get ready, men.
(prob not.)

Now I really hope nobody reads my blog.
(I swear, I'm sober while writing this.)

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